You’ve Ruined Everything

YOU’VE RUINED EVERYTHING

by Kelp

My life is filled
With Know-it-Alls
And Know-Nothings.
And I don’t know
Which is worse.
The Know-Nothing
Is surprised by
Everything.
His mouth is always
Open
But nothing
Comes out.
His favorite letter
Is O.
You can say
He doesn’t know
Anything,
But really
He knows
Nothing
Very well.
Talks about
Nothing,
Guaranteed
To bore,
Make you snore,
Or sore,
Or pour.
But then
The Know-it-All
Will tell you all
He knows
And more.
Will make you feel
Like you
Don’t know
A thing.
Enjoys destroying
Misconceptions,
Misperceptions,
Proving you
Wrong.
The Know-it-All
Is always
Right,
And likes it.
His favorite letter
Is I.
But Mr. Know-it-All
What you don’t know
Was how much I loved
My “stories”
And needed them
To be true.
I am unglued
Because of
You.

You.

It’s all about You.