Maurice Chevalier

Maurice Chevalier

by Kelp

Chevalier, so debonair,
He loved the little girls so fair.
Today they’d say he was a pervert and a predator.
”Manther” is a term that’s sometimes used, the opposite of “Cougar”.
But “creepy” is what they love to say about older men who venerate youth.
And Chevalier was creepy, no? But of course! if we have to tell the truth.
And poor Gigi will for sure need counselling for post-traumatic veneration,
And for the trauma of having her film win the prize of official cancellation.